Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- God has no free will
- He will bring us goodness and light
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I've been smoking ever since
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- Free will
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- The fire of God in his eyes
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
- free will vs. free won't
- God comments his code, you should too
- We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
- ever since I started working with Motorola
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- free will defense
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- Omniscience and free will are contradictory
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- Will of God
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- God help us
- God Hates Us All
- Will I ever know?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- Making the Movies VI Hiring Players Free for the Movies
- Physics, Determinism, and Free Will
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Free to a God Home
- free will, free agency, free beer
- Does free will exist?
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- God Himself is with Us
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- The sky is a machine for making gods
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- He's been places they have not.
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- U.S. - Canada Free Trade
- Free Will as Portrayed in Euripides' Medea
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- Dialogue on Free Will
- Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
- Our God, He Is Alive
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- He tampered in God's domain
- How Man creates his Gods
- God does all things to magnify His glory
- God will punish you
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- God's will v. God's plan
- The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- God Shuffled His Feet
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- it's God's work to have us fail
- great things he has taught us
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- It's been so long since I've known this feeling
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- It's been years since we were born
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Since U Been Gone
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- Kurt Vonnegut on Free Will
- Psychology and free will
- Free Will Baptists
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Self Determinism and Free Will
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- The free will 'pseudo-problem'
- God gave a loaf to every bird
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- The béarnaise gave us away
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- He gave her a daisy
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Quantum free will
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- Since I've Been Loving You
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
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