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She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
that infinite loneliness of his lotus flowers and ducks
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
He made a way to his anger
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
I saved his life. He does not know it.
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
Georg Cantor: His Mathematics and Philosophy of the Infinite
he is too shy to write his tale
Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He flops over and bonks his head
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
He weaves his words
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
Pointlessness had become his answer
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
He just left his body
The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
He doesn't know what he's missing
He said, expecting the answer no
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
A Boy and His Dog
An Irish Airman foresees his Death
In His Own Image
Tokusan holds his bowl
How the Camel Got His Hump
he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
His Royal Highness
Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
When the foeman bares his steel
i like his madness
Johnny Got His Gun
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
The Ass and His Masters
The Brazier and His Dog
Picked his bones in whispers
Innocent contact with his flesh
A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
the moile with the clocks in his window
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
His Majesty the Scarecrow
Saturn Devouring His Children
His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
Tucker: The Man And His Dream
trumpet of his rump
How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
The Fisherman and His Wife
A man with a tapeworm up his nose
Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
his
too big for his britches
Atom and His Package
The Ass and His Driver
How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
Von Kempelen and his Discovery
Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
Pascal on his deathbed
His 'N' Hers
Toward his impossible light
The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
Bless his Heart
Phosphor reading by His own Light
The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
The Fisherman and his Soul
To His Mistress Going to Bed
Then I poked him in his sunburn
How Pac-Man got his name
Zuigan calls his own master
My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
up his own arse
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
The Colour Of His Voice
I saw his round mouth's crimson
Valediction to His Book
Did Nixon beat his wife?
And then I broke his nose
Kissing a man all over his face
pull the steel wool over his eyes
tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
On His Blindness
His hips know the original dance
Spinning in his grave
de Molay recanted his confession
The General in his Labyrinth
Touch the Hem of His Garment
The Fisherman and His Nets
Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
The Eagle and His Captor
The Ass and His Purchaser
The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
The Ass and His Shadow
His Name Is Alive
His girlfriend
How the Whale Got His Throat
Let the earth hear his voice
To His Coy Mistress
If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
how Wiener found his way home
Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
The Man and His Wife

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