Findings:
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He Was a Crook
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He Was Only Joking
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- I Thought My Father Was God
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- That's Just How He Was
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- he would have cried
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- More than he was willing to give
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I married him because he was not mean
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- All he left her was alone
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- he was a punk poet himself
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- some say he was never here at all
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- He's been places they have not.
- Our God, He Is Alive
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He tampered in God's domain
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- At least he was gentle
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- making certain he was touching her
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He was found
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he would have laughed
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He never returned
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- It must have fixed itself!
- s/he
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- he'
- great things he has taught us
- he who (user)
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Li He
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- he says
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- hes (user)
- I must have called a thousand times
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- He Is Born
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He's a good guy friend
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Why won't he call?
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He's Jack
- He's Gone
- Song of the Sorceress
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Even my faults he adores
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- The Man He Killed
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He fled
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- I have no output and I must scream
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- It must have rained or something
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Have you ever thought
- Ghosts must have done it!
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- It was all God's fault
- He said, expecting the answer no
- I have no money and I must pay
- God was created in man's image
- he/she
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Articles every Everything must have
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