Findings:

• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He never looked back
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Even my faults he adores
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He never returned
• two positives never make a negative
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• some say he was never here at all
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He Never Died
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The past is never dead. It's not even past.
• Keeping Up Appearances
• The shock value of changing your appearance drastically
• Of the Terrible Doubt of Appearances
• appearance of age
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release continued
• Plate appearance
• The Story of a Disappearance and an Appearance
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• professional appearance
• This is a question about appearances (e2poll)
• Appearance of Pirate's Fossil
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• even steven (user)
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• A place where even trees conspire
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• even atheists pray for some things
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government

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