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I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He called me Sarah once
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
My crush asked if he could kiss me
I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
Chris and What He Untaught Me
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
you know he said
Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
Jesus He Knows Me
His name came up like a match on wooden me
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Live the greatest story ever told
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
he is too shy to write his tale
This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
He Said, She Said
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
He taught me how to smoke
He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
The one he murdered once still loves him
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
He flops over and bonks his head
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
now he just uses one he saw on a grave
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
he kissed me for a year and a half
The Shortest Story Ever Told
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
He held my hand - once
He that is not with me is against me.
The day he gave me a lift
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
He said, expecting the answer no
He brings me books like flowers
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
he tried to kill me with a forklift
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
he would have cried
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
"Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
"Fill it in", he said.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
Surely he would remember this
Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
"All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
Greatest Story Ever Told
He Hate Me
He makes me feel alone just by being there
The Greatest Story Ever Told
For my father, in the event he finds me
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He weaves his words
He would shrink into the sky if he could
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
He had something to say. He said it.
I saved his life. He does not know it.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
he calls me monster
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
he calls me girly (user)
she, he, and me
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
he that is not with me is against me
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
He has redefined me, again and again
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
He loves me, he loves me not
He Knows Not Their Names
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
he would have laughed
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
He Who Would Valiant Be
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
For my brother, in the event he finds me
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He made a way to his anger
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Where once he walked
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He just left his body
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He said, Shi said
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
Xiao Sha Lao He!
"Shut up," he explained
He died on a Sunday morning
He who controls the past controls the future
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
He says the most beautiful things
He and she are one
You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
At least he was gentle
H.E. Roscoe
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you

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