Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• So much it scares me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• The day he gave me a lift
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• So help me God
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He speaks so well!
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He called me Sarah once
• he calls me monster
• she, he, and me
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Me So Horny
• So Sue Me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• You were always so good to me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• So, what's the problem with me?
• he that is not with me is against me
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he calls me girly (user)
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He taught me how to smoke
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Don't stand so close to me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• so save me (user)
• feline allergies
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• me so cute (user)
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• i require so little to sustain me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Seems so real
• He brings me books like flowers
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He
• s/he
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• More than he was willing to give
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He weaves his words
• He called around 5:30
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• HES 4 Game Multi-cart
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch

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