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• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• and now forever frozen in time he
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• and he thinks he (user)
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• He never returned
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Why won't he call?
• great things he has taught us
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Li He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• hes (user)
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You've got another think coming
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• he who (user)
• He Is Born
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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• The Man He Killed
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Things people put up their butts
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• He's Jack
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• He's Gone
• s/he
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Song of the Sorceress
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He
• Even my faults he adores
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He fled
• he says
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I think I will break but I mend
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• he/she
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now

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