Findings:

• He was found
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I married him because he was not mean
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• making certain he was touching her
• That's Just How He Was
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The morning I found my mother dead
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• The day I found out I was a guy
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• More than he was willing to give
• He Was a Crook
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• At least he was gentle
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• some say he was never here at all
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• I wish I was dead
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Conservatives worship liberals, long dead
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• All he left her was alone
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Was Only Joking
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Jesus was a liberal
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Better Off Dead
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• God is Dead
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• dead end
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• dead dog
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead Kennedys
• Dead Souls
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• Land of the Dead
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead Again
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• I love the dead
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Dead Puppies
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• Dead Boys
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• pingouin is dead
• Dead beat
• Deads
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Lenny Bruce is Dead
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Bringing Out the Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead People Server
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• Kaspar is dead
• Dead languages don't change
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Dead easy pasta salad
• Pinball is dead.
• The Dead Zone
• Captain Britain Weekly #1
• Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
• Dead cat bounce
• dead duck
• The Greek Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead
• Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
• No prayer for the dead gods
• Isle of the Dead
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• dead point
• Dead Man's Float
• To Kill a Dead Man

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