Findings:

• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• That's Just How He Was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• At least he was gentle
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Was Only Joking
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• All he left her was alone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I married him because he was not mean
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• He was found
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I was once young and had a home
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• King George he had a Date
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• More than he was willing to give
• he had a dream
• some say he was never here at all
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• he was a punk poet himself
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• making certain he was touching her
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• every noder was once a normal human
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• The Weakness of the Human Heart
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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