Findings:
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The Man Who Folded Himself
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- he who (user)
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- he was a punk poet himself
- if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
- Who makes history?
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Who makes God's rules?
- One man can make a difference
- The Man who Sold the Moon
- The Man Who Sold the World
- Clothes make the man
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- The Man He Killed
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Who gets to decide?
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- Nine tailors make a man
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- I Can Make You a Man
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Beware the beast man
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- The Man Who Knew Too Little
- Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- How to get rid of a cold
- Getting rid of start menu items
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
- Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- On being a man
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He Who Is Death
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- When he became an old man
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Being a man
- He who has ears, let him hear
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
- The boy who couldn't look at himself
- He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- Who makes your shoes?
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Gin makes a man mean
- HE HIMSELF (user)
- The Pains of Being Pure At Heart
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
- On Being the one who goes away
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
- A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
- The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- The bored who complain
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Lions are cats, he reminded himself
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- He who controls the past controls the future
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Being the Younger Man
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
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