Believe it or not, there actually is a
Hello Kitty douche available here in good old
Japan.
If you don’t believe me, go to the Yamanote/Chuou Line platform in the direction of Ikebukuro at Shinjuku station. At the west gate exit stairs that go down, there is a great big sign advertising the Kitty chan douche. That sign has been there at least since the summer of 2000 when I first noticed it on my way home from work.
Unfortunately, I am not sure of the price or availability of the Hello Kitty douche. I am sure that it has become quite a collectors item, however, I am not gonna go out and buy ya one no matter how much you plead or pout dammit!!! You don’t need another one of those damn Hello Kitty toys that your are just gonna play with a few times and then throw it in your toy chest and forget about it!
Last paragraph was supposed to be a joke, but I think it came out as an American joke.
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