Findings:

• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Please help me!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• god help me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Here's my number, call me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• help me (user)
• Stay here with me
• You say you want to help me
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• I came out here to remember it all
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• So help me God
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• stir me out of my dream
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Help me help you
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Help Me, Daddy
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• better off with him than here with me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It's too crowded out here
• it's still just me in here
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• The Partnership of Nations is here to help
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help
• Call for Help
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Help!
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• unpaid help desk
• Help people who need help
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• help im a rock (user)
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How to help a library
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Balloon Help
• Herbs for help in divination
• Herbs to help with dreams
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Help On The Way
• Self Help
• Nothing Helps
• shadows help define it
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• 1497825 (user)
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Piracy helps software companies
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How to save money and help the earth too
• i need help (user)
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• no help for that
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• 2@ $help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• Everything2 coding help - mod_perl safety
• E2 Help: Further Reading (category)
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.

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