Findings:

• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• A by the book technical support call
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Call by name
• Call by need
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• call by call
• Call by value return
• Chased by a screaming hydrocephalic in a leopard-skin vest and a beehive hairdo
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I don't need to be loved by you
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Back By Popular Demand
• call by result
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Call by value
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Call by reference
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• then only the soil harbors angry blood
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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