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• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Could you have danced with me?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• I want your hands on me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She only wants me for tech support
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Roll With Me, Henry
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• what I want and what is expected of me
• How Do You Want Me?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Why I want to have children
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I'll tell you why you want Democracy
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I Want You to Want Me
• You say you want to help me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• You know you want me, baby!
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Let me dream if I want to
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• People want what they cannot have
• It could have been me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I want to have your abortion
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I want to have known
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Have One On Me
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I want you inside me
• February wants me dead
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• They want me for a focus group!
• I wanted you to want me
• She only wants me for sex
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Wake me up if you still want me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• They Don't Want Me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• What have you done for me lately?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Things video games have taught me
• You, standing
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• You have no power over me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I'll become what you became to me
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• French tickler

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