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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• You, standing
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• What the world wants to know about newts
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• I want to be sexy too!
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• Don't think about it
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• What I want to be when I grow up
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• When you think about smoking
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• What the American people want politics to be
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• So you want to be a waitress
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Photography and religion
• Think about you
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• Don't tell me about her
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Porn industry
• I just want to be friends
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Think About Mutation
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I don't want to be alone
• Want to be a werewolf
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I want to learn more about Islam
• Flags and flag etiquette
• How To Think About God
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• A story about a person I do not know
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• thinking about her
• i do not worry about
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• About the things you could not show her
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• I think about my answer
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Her smile, thinking about you
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I want to hear about his day in person
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• To do is to be
• Information wants to be free
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?

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