Findings:

• She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• And she's walking as if her feet hurt
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• She'd move, breaking the magnetism between her chair and my desk
• She's a stallion, let her run
• It's hers elf, that's the problem.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Elizabeth I's decision to deal with her financial problems
• Slap Her... She's French
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Average Joe
• Global average temperature
• Earned Run Average
• Batting average
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• Dow Jones Industrial Average
• average rate of change
• average person
• moving average
• weighted average
• Weighted Average with denominator 7
• average male viewer
• Having An Average Weekend
• Average Handle Time
• Average Joe (user)
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• load average
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Law of averages
• Equivalent Average
• Peripheral Earned Run Average
• Smarter than the average bear
• .400 batting average
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Nosferatu (with C/Average)
• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
• Average Call Time
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• Being average is rare
• Invitation to average war
• To be noble in an average life
• average total cost
• Average Value Method
• Average logarithmic energy decrement per collision
• Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
• Standard Average European
• Average G (user)
• elliptical weighted average
• Average dice
• The average noder's age (e2poll)
• the average population of the universe is zero
• average guy (user)
• Average Freight Rate Assessment
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• My Life Is Average
• Average face
• Average Log Income
• Salud
• My Statistically Average Wife
• The average distance between consecutive prime numbers
• The dangers of using the average without context
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Reading averages (e2poll)
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• Rosy Palm and her five daughters
• her
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• Do Her
• Herr
• Her braid; I obeyed
• On Her Majesty's Secret Service
• Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
• The Milk-Woman and Her Pail
• The Lark Burying Her Father
• The Woman and Her Hen
• The Lark and Her Young Ones
• I don't think of her
• I can see her face
• her lips on mine
• I never saw her again
• a total loss of control over her life
• I do not see her
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Her Royal Highness
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Her Handwriting
• Written with a Diamond on her Window at Woodstock
• Take Her in Your Arms
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• Ribbed for her pleasure
• Her back
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• Written in her French Psalter
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• Take Her up to Monto
• The Author to Her Book
• My love in her attire doth show her wit
• If You Followed Her Gaze
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• Her Majesty
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• her arms around me
• A woman and her Cock
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• the small of her back
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• I think I've forgiven her
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Making her presence known
• Making her presence known (part 2)
• Making her presence known (Part 3)
• What do I call her?
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I don't want to see her
• The woman with her legs apart
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Her name was Natalie
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Pig on her back
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• To Her Door
• I was sure it was her
• to let her know
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• A Fallen Caryatid Holding Her Stone
• Stand in the doorway and watch her
• The Saran Wrap Dominatrix and Her Cellophane Bondage Slave
• Since I left her
• All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
• A Jury of Her Peers
• A Jury of Her Peers: 2
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• A New Student and Her Father
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• her eyes
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• watching her dance
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Herr Bob (user)
• dance with her
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• I never called her momma
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• Her knees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Feel her pain

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