Findings:

• crap
• natural crap
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Craps
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Meaningful useless crap
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Baby name books are crap
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Crap migrates to my house
• The Ministry of Crap Design
• crap out
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• stock market analysts are full of crap
• Crap Hound
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Confessions of a Crap Artist
• Is this poetry or crap?
• farm craps
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• Crap (user)
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Craps No More
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Crap shooting
• Raise the crap
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• What a load of crap
• hilarious
• Intensely hilarious chess adventures
• hilarious consequences
• it would be hilarious if only
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• Hilarious House of Frightenstein
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• the new model for paying artists
• I love paying for sex
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• Paying through the nose
• paying for borrowed time
• selma paying (user)
• Paying Father's Price
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• Paying as I am paid
• if you're not paying attention, you're lost
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Even if we're not together
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• We're waiting for you to die
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We're all doing just fine
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If All the World Were Paper
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If the real world were like the internet
• when you were words
• We're the Replacements
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If I were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The place where you were undone
• We're, Where, Were
• the words were enough
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• this is it, we're going to die
• If the Current Were to Call
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• As if either one of us were happy
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If This Were a Movie
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• We're all guinea pigs
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When were the gospels written?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all missing the point on computer security

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