Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hitting a body of water at speed is actually worse than falling from a ehight because your arm is broken AND you're drowning"

• Swimming pool injury
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Lessons From The Water Spright
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• This is my body, not broken for you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Because the city is falling down
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• Removing Elements from the Human Body: A Thought Experiment
• body of water
• Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
• Saturday night, the words falling from her lips
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• Decontamination of water from chemical agents
• How to jump into water from a height
• Drinking from the water hose
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• worse than useless
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Our bodies pool and break like a moon over water.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• My body falling into stars
• Bodies of Water (category)
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• Instructions for falling into water
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• Hitting things on your bicycle without falling down
• From a Broken Letter
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You're not from around here, are you?
• than vs. from
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• From Blood To Water
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• From the window of a car, a cigarette's a falling star, a dream within a trail of smoke
• Building a chair from a broken G.I. cot
• my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Water from fire
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• The impending nickname shortage
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Blood is thicker than water
• Worse Than Failure
• You're more than welcome
• from bad to worse
• these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• arm
• Armed Forces
• one armed bandit
• arms
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty ( SALT I )
• Strategic Arms Limitation Talks (SALT II)
• Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty (SALT II)
• Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty (SALT II) Part I
• Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
• gorilla arm
• armed and dangerous
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• ARMM
• Take Her in Your Arms
• spindly arms against a sea of light
• Put on the arm
• Put the arm on
• Into My Arms
• Right to keep armed bears
• Arms and the Boy
• Right to arm bears
• Arm Candy
• Arm the Homeless
• Arms through the floor trick
• The Treasury and the Arms
• Colonial Arms
• Arms Akimbo
• alligator arms
• Least popular foods in the U.S. Armed Forces
• her arms around me
• armed to the teeth
• What would you give your left arm for?
• The baby in Chairman Mao's arms
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• Poison Arm Samurai
• Armed with a perturbed, jovicentric orbital solution
• Exercises for the Arms
• arm jewelry
• control arm
• control arm bushing
• Manual of Puissant Skill at Arms
• My arms ache for you
• Reflection: Upon committing my first armed robbery
• Armed Response Vehicle
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• rotor arm
• Floating arm trebuchet
• Twist My Arm
• Italian Arm Salute
• Unbendable arm
• Arm in Arm
• Thousand Arms
• Arm Champs 2
• Evolutionary Arms Race
• Australian Coat of Arms
• Treading the fine line, eyes blind and arms outstretched
• Twisting Mary's Arm
• Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict

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