Findings:
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- The skyline was beautiful on fire
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- When I was ten years old
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When none tend the fire
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When I Was A Baby
- To Here Knows When
- You were here when I fell asleep
- Chief and Assistant Chief Fire Officers' Association
- When I was your age
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- Fire Officers Association
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I remember when all this was trees
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- the lake was on fire that summer
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- I was the liar; here is the truth
- I Wish My Brother George Was Here
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Association of Principal Fire Officers
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When I Was a Lad
- When I Was a Boy
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- When she was bad
- When I was young
- When I was five
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- Back when our blood was still warm
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Some time when I was a teenager
- When I Was a Babe
- man when you are telling me how it was
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When our word was iron
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Kilroy was here
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Everything got me fired!
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Democracy assassinated the family that was here
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- BROOKS WAS HERE
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- At Least It Was Here
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- November 4, 1995
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- It was always hot here
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When touch was simple
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When I Was Cruel
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When I was Fair and Young
- When I was young Time had no wings
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- some say he was never here at all
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- When I was 9
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- dwarfs
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Dwarf tossing
- dwarf nova
- Sex Dwarf
- What if Jupiter were replaced with a red dwarf star?
- Fire
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- The Seven Days of Fire
- Mage's Fire
- Fight Fire with Fire
- Fight fire with water
- Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
- Boy Sets Fire
- Asses of Fire
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
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