Findings:
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- Lost in Boston?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Honey badger DO care, but she WORKING! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to find out your own IP address
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- working out
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to cure being ticklish
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Getting water out of a cactus
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- masturbating right after working out
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to have an out of body experience
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Geek's guide to working out (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to pack someone out of your life
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to include the working directory in your UNIX prompt
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Geek's guide to working out
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- how to short out a phone line
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How the music died
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- Singled Out
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Hollowing out your own volcano base
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- How to write poetry
- The shower drowns out the shutter-click.
- How to fail a class
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- how to play the spoons
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- out of character
- How to Revise a Node
- How to make sports games more fun
- How the American flag got raped
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- How to bind your own book
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- How to die in a crevasse
- How to peel a pineapple
- Pig out
- How to complain to the BBC
- How to get to sleep
- How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- Cold Working
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- How to start a fire without matches
- working together
- How to smoke a pipe
- How's your father?
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
- How the heart really works
- How to Lie with Maps
- Carbonate your own beverages
- Being and Nothingness
- Pressing plants
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- How to legally obtain street signs
- Being the outsider at a party
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- How to kill brain cells
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- How to make your own stylish tramp gloves
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- How to kill a vampire
- The consequences of being seriously wounded
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- How knots weaken rope
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- how to make a spider
- How to fix healthcare
- being in his orbit
- How to nail your college exams
- Clever Gretel
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- how
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- How to use chopsticks
- how to dry roses
- That's not how it works
- How to get rid of a cold
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Inserting an intravenous cannula
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How much money do you make?
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