Findings:

• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Fixing a laptop button
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Right mouse button
• Mouse Button Evolutionary Theory
• button mash
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The Hardest Button To Button
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• History Eraser Button
• boss button
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• E2 Editor Doc - Buttons and Knobs (document)
• Nancy's Buttons
• After the flood all the colors came out
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• One button off error
• back button
• big red button
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Red Buttons
• belly button lint
• Tender Buttons: Objects
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Tender Buttons
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I remember when all this was trees
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• snooze button
• button ad
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Jemmy Button
• snooze button syndrome
• power button
• start button
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Button Man
• red button
• Push button
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Toolbar /borg button
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• button (user)
• How They Came to Bunbury
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When I came last to Ludlow
• How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
• Button Moon
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• All of these thoughts came from my mind?
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• Buttons
• Push the button, Frank
• Amboyna button
• Netscape Everything Search Button (document)
• turbo button
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• The Unsend Button
• Button your lip
• You cannot drag an item onto a button on the Taskbar.
• Flash button
• I love pushing buttons
• Feline-activated sleep button
• belly button
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Button Gwinnett
• Cadbury Buttons Twinpot
• koumpounophobia
• The Button Pusher
• Group similar taskbar buttons
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• chord button
• Biskara button
• Tracheostomy button
• Napoleon's Buttons
• dump button
• Button Phobia
• radio button
• Livery button
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• How the Sun Came to Be
• How the Story of Oz Came to an End
• How Leisure Came
• How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
• How the Enemy Came to Thlunrana
• How the Moon Came to Be
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• Software Power Button
• When All's Well
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I came out here to remember it all
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• How it all began
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• this is where we all came to be
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Bears all his sons away;
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• His touch, all nagging deja vu
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• joy button
• Bachelor's button
• Internet Explorer Everything Search Button (document)
• Javascript for Windows-IE Everything Search Button
• flipper button
• Fear of the Back button
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• On the button
• Stop button panic
• button
• Plagiarism Detection Button
• reset button
• Don't pull the stop button!
• self-destruct button
• wearing buttons is not enough
• PlayStation controller buttons
• B Button
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Where's the VOTE! button?
• fire button
• Button Men
• Go button
• The popcorn button is the pinnacle of human technology
• The big red Everything2 Emergency Stop Button
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• gnarly buttons (user)
• LSD on payphone buttons
• buttons (user)
• shoulder button
• Untucked button up shirts
• You push the button, we do the rest
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• Self destruction sequence initiated
• Feature button
• button mushroom
• May the world be a better place when I wake up

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