Findings:
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to make money from the internet
- How far are you from anything?
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can you sleep at night?
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- can you show me where this came from?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- How you can become infected with HIV
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How to get DC power from AC
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Keep guns away from drunks
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- How to steal from your work
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to jump into water from a height
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- we can learn a lot from plants
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- I can see your house from here
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Know How, Can Do
- How to tell she's good looking
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can You Keep A Secret?
- You can never get away from yourself
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can Poets Survive
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How can you still breathe?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How much more can we bear?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How can I see far?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Removing wax from clothing
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How to remove roommates from showers
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Getting free pizza
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- How fast can blind people read?
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