Findings:
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Sex with a chicken
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- How we have grown apart
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- What Say We Have a Go
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- How it all began
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Where have all the poets gone?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I have to go to the bathroom
- how long does it go (user)
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- We are all we have
- How the mighty have fallen
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- we all go home
- when all the white horses have broken free
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- All cats have nine tails
- All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Making cheese
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- all living things must above all else have hope
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Improving your chess game
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- All the fairies have gone
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to "Have People"
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You, standing
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Sex in a small car
- How long have you known?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My paintings are all I have
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- And All That Could Have Been
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Long Haired Preachers
- All I have left to lose
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- all lost things must go somewhere
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- How to go to Mars as an Astronaut
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- I love you but I have to let you go
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Going to the movies in Thailand
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- how far do you want to go?
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- You have your own places to go.
- Do all soldiers go to hell?
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