Findings:
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- How books get into libraries
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- how to get into UCLA
- How to avoid a car accident
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- burning every detail into my fingertips
- Why do you want to get married?
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Getting a site banned from Google
- How to get more donations for Everything
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- How to get to sleep
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get more out of Psi
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- Nagato in summer will kill you every time
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- How to crack root and not get caught
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Kompressor want to get with You
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- I think of you every time I cry
- How to get a date in France
- How to lie and get away with it
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Overhead imagery of your house
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to get mugged
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to get off a bus
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Tetanus shot
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- I want you in my bed
- Getting a free case of beer
- every time i breathe
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
- Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
- How to get it
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- I get home safe every evening
- Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How to get good in-flight service
- I always wanted to get married one day
- How to NOT get towed away
- Do you want to get slapped?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to get a date in France: 2
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Sitting on a water bed
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How to get hit by a car
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- If only I could get into her head
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to get along with Texans
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to get a girl's attention
- How To Get On In Society
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How to get lost
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to get an A on your English paper
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How a pizza gets made
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
- Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
- Making a bed
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- fool every time every day i
- every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
- I still like a bedtime story
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- The Public Wants What The Public Gets
- Got to Get You into My Life
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- Getting free pizza
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Past your bed time
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- How to get rid of a cold
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- How to get a date
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- Time for Bed
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to get around censorware
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- It's dark and time to go to bed
- How to get a blow job
- Navigating a crowd
- How to get a good night's sleep
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- How babies get around
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How to get to Sesame Street
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