Findings:
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- How it's Going to Be
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
- Dig up her bones
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- Take Her up to Monto
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Devil up her sleeve
- If it keeps on raining, the levee is going to break
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Hey, how's it going?
- How to get your stuff voted up
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- this is how i'm going to die.
- How to set up and record an EEG
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- keep it cool/shake it up
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- Keep going. Keep breathing.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- wake up and find her still there
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
- She keeps her lies everywhere
- I keep her in my pocket
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- How to pick up Sheilas
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Ken Lay
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- Thumbs Up going down
- Stuff that keeps coming up
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Collision avoidance technique
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- How naked are we going to get?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Of how Signy sent the Children of her and Siggeir to Sigmund
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- Ruth holding up time with her beauty
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- The tears of the earth keep her smile in blooms
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- How to pick up men
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to f*** up
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to pick up women
- How to set up a formal table
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How did I end up here?
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How to urinate standing up
- How to make roses open up
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How to keep salvia legal
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How to liven up a party
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to keep a secret
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- keep your hands up
- holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
- learn how to keep your heart open in hell
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How To Keep Your Hoes Kink Free
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
- Going against the grain
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Are you going to prom?
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I was going to marry Marty
- Where's Everything going?
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- this is it, we're going to die
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- this is going to hurt a little
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- You're going the wrong way!
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
- Good Thing Going
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Going to spend a penny
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Going Public
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
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