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• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Can We Talk About This?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• How Crow made a mess of a city bus
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• You, standing
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• When to talk about religion
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• One point five words about love
• The children of Palestine
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• small intimate talk about nothing
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Love, absolute
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Twelve words about love
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• a myth about love
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• How about NO
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• How to burn an American flag
• How to burn rubber
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• People who carp about their jobs
• Song About a Pencil on a Bus for Jen
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• n words about love (n ∈ ℕ)
• How to write about colors?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Roger Bacon's mechanical head
• How absolute are my property rights in a libertarian system?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• And burn, yet burning you will love the smart
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• An Ape About the House
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• O tell me the truth about love
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Talk about the weather
• When you think about smoking
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Talk About the Passion
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• how about not (user)
• sorry about the mess
• Thirteen words about love
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• So why talk about politics now
• Fifty one words about love
• Fifteen words about love
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• fourteen words about love
• Eight words not about love
• twelve loves about words

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