Findings:
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- canned piece of soul
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- just to have some human contact
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Californians have no soul
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Can I have a light?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Sex in a small car
- How we have grown apart
- Sex with a chicken
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- How long have you known?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How can you sleep at night?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Know How, Can Do
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How to tell she's good looking
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How can people listen to that crap?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How can I see far?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How to "Have People"
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
- You, standing
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How high can you stack whippets?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Something I Can Never Have
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How can Poets Survive
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- How can you still breathe?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How much more can we bear?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How fast can blind people read?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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