Findings:
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- No one can be in two places at once
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- loyalty can be found in surprising places
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- we can all just be around other people
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- some day we will all be gone
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Could Be Anywhere
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- heavy as it all may be and still take that step
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- My Heart and Mind are a Hundred Assassins All Coming for the Lady at Once
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- You're too young to be so old
- Be all that you can be
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- All will be well again in time
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- Write Once, Run Anywhere
- Everything Everywhere All at Once
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- One letter can make all the difference
- How to be anonymous
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- All at once and at last
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- How it all began
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- Not all at once, but in a wave
- All I can do
- Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
- Why, of all places, Wal-Mart?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- this is where we all came to be
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- hugs and kisses in all the right places
- don't spend it all in one place
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- you're never anywhere i find you
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- How to be invisible
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Any song can be a love song
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- like all the world is beautiful at once
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- All units be advised
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Can't we all just be friends?
- we can't all be rock stars
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- The dry and exalted noise of the locusts from all the air at once enchants my eardrums
- a small black bag containing all secret places
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- all limitations must be overcome
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I remember when all this was trees
- May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
- We Can all Die Like This
- you're all really really boring
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- the promise of impending death is all around this place
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
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