Findings:
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How long can you hold your breath?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- How long do babies sleep?
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to pick up men
- It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- so the hum and silence can co-exist
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How to f*** up
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How can I see far?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How long is a piece of string?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- How can you sleep at night?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Know How, Can Do
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- How can people listen to that crap?
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How to pick up women
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How Long is a Chinaman
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to set up and record an EEG
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- So how did you two meet?
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Ski piss
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Can You Keep A Secret?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- How to tell she's good looking
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How can Poets Survive
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How fast can blind people read?
- Can I wake you up?
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- How much more can we bear?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
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