Findings:
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- how to grow a peanut plant
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I can make a bong out of anything
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- How to grow a stalactite
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to attach a closed loop to anything
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- how could you (user)
- How far are you from anything?
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How could you ever have enough?
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- How to grow your hair long
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to learn anything fast
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Two outs, run on anything
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How could God let this happen?
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to get more out of Psi
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Lost in Boston?
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How one man could control the Senate
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- How could this happen?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to grow marijuana
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How to find out your own IP address
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- how to short out a phone line
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Grow right out of your own body
- I could make a habit out of you
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- Say Anything
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I didn't change anything!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- No one says anything important during the day
- Human beings will believe anything
- anything muppet
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- pineapple is good on anything
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- It's not supposed to be anything
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- Stoners will smoke anything
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- Forget I said anything
- I will not, for anything, repeat the past
- The man who can fix anything
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
- Since when did you respect anything?
- You can survive anything
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- I'll do anything to pass
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- You people will trash anything.
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- why I think I can't do anything
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Dream Anything
- Senor Coconut Y Su Conjunto
- Coconut Cream Pie
- Are you suggestin' coconuts migrate?
- Kid Creole and the Coconuts
- Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
- Coconut Octopus with Waterlily
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