Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- How to Use Japanese Seaweed For Hair Care
- Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- or i guess it does
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to create a bitmap in memory in Windows
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
- ...does the time always drag like this?
- Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How do ya like them apples?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- She could not live with or without him
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- What does your hometown smell like?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Does this smell like nerve gas to you?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
- standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Washing your hair
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do you write like that?
- How to build a memory stack
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Sounding like a child
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I could use some new habits, like holding you
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How could this happen?
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How one man could control the Senate
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- What does nuclear fusion smell like?
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
- A remembrance day I wish I could forget
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to dye your hair an unnatural color
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- How could God let this happen?
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- how could you (user)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How could you ever have enough?
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- fog machine
- I could lie like this forever
- Female masturbation
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- male masturbation
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- How to prepare garlic
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- How I does cook meth?
- how long does it go (user)
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- How does one love the dead?
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- So does this count as a three-way or...
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- when did we forget how to play?
- remember the memories to forget the future
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- she does not know how much I need this
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- I wish I could burn like god
- How to grow your hair long
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- short hair, long memory
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- How to spike your hair
- How to tie your hair in a knot
- If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
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