Findings:

• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• The Other Ones
• give me one night to show the savage
• Let's get just one thing straight
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• How to abolish one of the United States
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How to build an emergency bat
• No Other One
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• How much pain did you cause?
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Let the Right One In
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• How Solemn as One by One
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• My first comet
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• So much it scares me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• How to crack an egg with one hand
• So how did you two meet?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• call me garbage one more time
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• One learns the most when teaching others
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Master key
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• The Other One
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• How Important is One Vote?
• One hand in the other
• Crossing one eye
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Relations with other Institutions
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Let no one grieve here
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How does one love the dead?
• One Foot on a Banana Split
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Footwear That Fits - Lesson One
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• One Foot in the Grave
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• There was no one waiting for me...
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Make me one of you
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Tell me one thing
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Protecting oneself, one protects others. Protecting others, one protects oneself
• How to project one vector onto another
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• So, which one of you is the man?
• whispers of one scale upon the other
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• How to paste one person's face over another
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
• Britain Entering World War I
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• One should expect as much from a machine
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• one size fits all
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• let's try me (user)
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• How to fit in with the other nonconformists
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• How to unclip a bra with one hand
• Make me one with everything
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• One Foot in History
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• If No One Will Love Me
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Have One On Me
• No one touches me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• How to scream when no one is looking
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• How one man could control the Senate
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• One word that will make others laugh
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• How to redeem one's faith in humanity
• How to clap with one hand
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways

If you Log in you could create a "How did you fit so much stink on one foot? Let me try the other one!" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.