Findings:
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How Long Blues
- At long and dear last
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- How Eulenspiegel ate the roasted chickens off the spit
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How long is a piece of string?
- Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
- Dreams last for so long
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How long have you known?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- It's been so long since I've known this feeling
- Astro City #5
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How Long is a Chinaman
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How to grow your hair long
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- how long does it go (user)
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to ride long distances in a car
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Supertoys Last All Summer Long
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How long do babies sleep?
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- ate
- JFK Junior Ate My Television
- My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
- The dog ate my homework
- Random ho ate my food
- Who ate all the pies?
- Kobolds Ate My Baby!
- The cars that ate Paris
- God Ate My Homework
- The Cat Ate My Gymsuit
- The shit we ate
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- Elvis Ate America
- Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
- The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
- I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Eye H. Ate (user)
- ate (user)
- Henry Ate
- The Fruit That Ate Itself
- Cinderella ate the pumpkin
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- The moss that ate Multnomah
- She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
- (she's a monster) she ate my heart
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to dispose of a corpse
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How's it hanging?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How much pain did you cause?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to be invisible
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
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