Findings:
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have become furniture in your life
- Stoned music memories
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- How to have lesbian sex
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- You, standing
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I must have called a thousand times
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How many primes are there?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- How we have grown apart
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Sex in a small car
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Sex with a chicken
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Life and How to Live It
- How to ruin someone's life
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How we see others
- How many keys on a piano?
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- How the mighty have fallen
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- I have too many clothes
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I have lost many things, so many
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I used to have so many dreams
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- How to "Have People"
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- But I have seen the sun just once
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- How to have an out of body experience
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- I have seen the elephant
- How long have you known?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How could you ever have enough?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Many have died; you also will die.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
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