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• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• The next life will be better
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• Hot pursuit
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• What life after death will really be like
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• All will be well again in time
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• There will be time
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Be something... be anything other than this
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will I cease to be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Marks which will never be broken
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• How to be anonymous
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Will I be given that chance?
• how to be a friend
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I fear I will be nothing
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• How to be a troll
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Goops and How to be Them
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• A fine time to be in the Army
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• To do is to be
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• How the Moon Came to Be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• the world will be remade in our image
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• How To Be Good
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• There are times when they seem to be right
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• How to be telekinetic
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• How to be an asshole
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will always be weird inside
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Be cool in college
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• How to be invisible
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• How the Sun Came to Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The end will be a sellout
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Who Will Be There
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly

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