Findings:
- On the comet there will be much pie
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- You will be assimilated
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- How to be telekinetic
- Running toward the edge
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The revolution will not be televised
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- There will never be another you
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- the world will be remade in our image
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How the Moon Came to Be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- The next life will be better
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a good customer
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- How to Be Alone
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Automobile tire pressure
- node that will be my legacy
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Who Will Be There
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I will always be weird inside
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How To Be Good
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- I will be in my trailer!
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- My life may no longer be my own
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- The Revolution will be televised
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- How to be invisible
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- I will always be in the details
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Carl Everett
- Boys will be boys
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be an improv musician
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- The television will not be revolutionized
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Will I cease to be
- There will be time
- How to be a backstabber
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How to be an asshole
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- how to be a friend
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Will I be given that chance?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be anonymous
- all the cute guys will be there
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Be cool in college
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- How to be a troll
- The end will be a sellout
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- How the Sun Came to Be
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Marks which will never be broken
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I fear I will be nothing
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Even the dead will not be safe
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