Findings:
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- death by multimeter
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How's she goin', by
- Death by Cucco
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- Down By Law
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Double crust death by lemon pie
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Down By the River
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- Breaking down a door
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to have an out of body experience
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How we have grown apart
- Murder by Death
- Death by Milkfloat
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- How to get hit by a car
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
- Down by The Cherry Tree
- When living we have need of Death
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
- TGoP: Of How Imbaun Spake of Death to the King
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Sex in a small car
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to "Have People"
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Death by Water
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- death passed him by
- How to memorize things by pegging
- Death by tomato leaves
- Death By Neko (user)
- death by boom boom (user)
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Nibbled to death by ducks
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Down by the Salley Gardens
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- Lizard down the throat
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- You, standing
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Death By Chocolate
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to have lesbian sex
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How long have you known?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Sex with a chicken
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Being licked to death by kittens
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
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- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- Death by jargon
- Death by Soy
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Down By The Bay
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- the honor of death by arrow
- Death by cake
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- How Solemn as One by One
- Death by Sexy
- Death by Woman (user)
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Down by Law (user)
- Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- To reduce risk of death by electric shock
- Death by Black Hole
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- "Death" by Mathematics
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- I Have a Rendezvous with Death
- Defeating the Lecture of Death
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
- How to fake your own little death
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- How to fake your own death
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Killed By Death
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Down Among the Sticks and Bones
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
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