Findings:
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- He taught me how to smoke
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- She kills me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Humane octopus killing
- How to kill an eel
- I Know Who Killed Me
- How to kill a clown
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How television car chases influenced me
- 206
- How to kill a Terminator
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- That which does not kill me...
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- The time I nearly killed my friends
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Please Kill Me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to kill a Sim
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- My first comet
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to kill a vampire
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to kill a mouse
- She says kill. I say how many.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How we killed Borges
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How Do You Want Me?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How not to kill primroses
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- When you want me and how you want me
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- Someone please kill me
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- kill me now (user)
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- kill him dead; don't call me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- kill me (user)
- It kills me to watch them go
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
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