Findings:
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- How to be a Canadian Male
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a geek
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to be telekinetic
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be an improv musician
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to Be Alone
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- How Not to be Wrong
- I don't need to be loved by you
- Getting hit by a woman
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be a fuck-up
- how to be a friend
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a backstabber
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Be cool in college
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- How to be a good evil villain
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How to be a lardass
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a street musician
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How Should A Person Be?
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How it's Going to Be
- How to be a more productive writer
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- You will never be a real woman
- How to be invisible
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I'll never be the other woman
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be an asshole
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Running toward the edge
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to be a troll
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How To Be Good
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a good customer
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- How to be a badass
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- You used to be a substantial woman
- How To Be Funny
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to be a Better Person
- Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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