Findings:
- Automobile tire pressure
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How Should A Person Be?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- They Might Be Giants
- How to be a street musician
- Running toward the edge
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- This node should be filled with bees!
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- It should not be this complicated
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Be cool in college
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Should I be happy?
- Why should we be moral?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Things every child should be taught
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- How to be an improv musician
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How to be monstrously shallow
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a lardass
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- How to be a backstabber
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be an asshole
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Laundry should be free
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- What is and what should never be
- Goops and How to be Them
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- How the Moon Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- There are times when they seem to be right
- How To Be Good
- No threat should be taken lightly
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- why you should never be a referee
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Things never were what they used to be
- How to Be Alone
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- The Ten Commandments revised
- How to be a good customer
- How to be a terrible customer
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a geek
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- They will not be named!
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- How to be invisible
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- play dumb
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should I be sorry?
- Farmers' Market
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- how to be a friend
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- How to be telekinetic
- Food should not be luminous
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- stupidity should be painful
- How to be anonymous
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a troll
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- AI should be our top priority.
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Chalant should be a word!
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- You Should Be Sober
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- How to be a good evil villain
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
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