Findings:
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Digital Homicide - How to Destroy Your Company in Three Easy Steps!
- How to rebuild a friendship in three not-so-easy steps
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- How to make a woman ejaculate
- how to make a mess
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- The Three Fine Daughters of Farmer Brown
- How to make money from the internet
- Windsock poi
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Chinese lantern
- Alfredo sauce
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- How do you make God laugh?
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Smoke ring cannon
- How to sit on steps
- How to make printed circuit boards
- How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to make war
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- How the Nome King Became Angry
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- How to make chipped text in Photoshop
- Paneer
- How to make a maze
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How the Queens held angry converse together at the Bathing
- EBR II
- Image Processing: how to make a RAW image
- How to herd people in public
- Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A teaching exercise
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How many beans make five?
- War Food: How to Make a "Killer" Pasta Gravy
- How to make a pine cone bird feeder
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Making yogurt
- How to make an Enigma
- How to make a shocking book
- How to deal with angry customers
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Gari
- How to make a fake fire
- How to live forever (step 2)
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Making conversation
- Making a decent bomb threat
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- Making cheese
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How to make your windscreen washers rotate
- How to make your own bookcases
- Sylvie and Bruno: How to Make a Phlizz
- How to make a layered shot
- Three minute noodles in just five minutes
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- How to make an Omelette
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How To Make Your Nose Bleed
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How about that local sports team?
- How to make a crossword puzzle
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- How to make breasts give milk
- How to make a quick five dollars
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to make a desk
- how to make a roasting bag
- Archived E2 FAQ: How to Make an Episode Guide (document)
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Here is how to make flame sing
- How do you make a life matter?
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
- How to make coffee drinks
- Making a railgun
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- How to make sports games more fun
- Make an egg bounce
- How to make oboe reeds, part II
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- How to make ASCII art
- How to limit root logon to the local console
- How to make oboe reeds, Part I
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Making the heartless girl cry
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- shortcrust pastry
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to make brown
- How to make whine
- How the Devil Married Three Sisters
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Vindaloo Paste
- How to live forever (step 1)
- Campfire
- Frog cum
- How much money do you make?
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to make Anti-Nielsen Page
- How to make a Ghillie Suit
- How to make love to a virgin
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- How to make a black hole
- How to make a Lightsaber
- How to make your monitor usable
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to make padded swords
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How Liquid Paper invented the local news
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Papermaking
- How to make roses open up
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Making logo screens
- Making your own nuclear car bomb
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- how to make a magnet
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- RCA cables
- Making a desktop theme
- you fall or fly every second
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How to make mead
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- how to make a galaxy
- mud pie
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to make lip balm
- Apfelstrudel
- Wiener Schnitzel
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
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