Findings:
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Thigh Says No (user)
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- No one says anything important during the day
- Just say no to TV
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- How to scream when no one is looking
- this is how I say fuck you
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- No one seems to listen to what I say
- Just Say No to Dubs
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Saying "United States of America" in various languages
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to say "else if"
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- How to say "Nice to meet you"
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- how to say SUN in amharic
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
- How about NO
- Say NO to Drugs
- How to say "I love you"
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- Just Say No
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- The Japan That Can Say No
- Say No to This
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- Don't say no
- Say no to coke
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- if you need another, say you need another
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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