Findings:
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Watermelon hookah
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- The smoke turned into rain
- How to sneak into the Atlanta Coca-Cola factory
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- Fear of mobile phones
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- how to short out a phone line
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
- Tearing a phone book in half
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- look at how we fold perfectly into the night
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- How to add a second phone line
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to turn around in the street
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- things you can't turn into poetry
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- mobile phone snatching
- Composing your own ringtones for a Nokia mobile phone
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- How Far To Turn
- How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How books get into libraries
- How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How it turns
- How to make a left turn in LA
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- Mobile phone
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
- mobile phones for Section 8 Housing
- The hidden dangers of mobile phone use
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- How to break into a car
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How Eulenspiegel crept into a beehive
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- How to tap a phone
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- tumble turn
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to avoid a car accident
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- how to get into UCLA
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How to get off the phone
- Run and turn into butter
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to jump into a pile of leaves
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Turn anything into a sound file
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- Recycling mobile phones
- "Per se" and the Mobile Phone Syndrome
- mobile phone etiquette
- Nokia mobile phone serial number
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Prominent mobile phone syndrome
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How M&M's are really made
- you're my vibrator
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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