Findings:

• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• No place I'd rather be
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• rather be in Philadelphia
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• play dumb
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Little kids = early acid trips
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• What can be better than that?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I Love Little Pussy
• The Wolf and the Seven Little Kids
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Kid, be a kid
• I'd rather read a book
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• In praise of little kids
• Be My Little General
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Rather than trying
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be something... be anything other than this
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• a little thought for college kids
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• A little lower than the angels
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Rebeca Martinez
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• When we were little kids, running
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Holier than thou
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Louder Than Bombs
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Listening with more than your ears
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Fishing may be painful
• Colder than a witch's tit
• I may not be unbreakable
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• be (user)
• better off with him than here with me
• also: younger than the sun
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• better than Radiohead
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• leave it better than you found it
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Ne'er To Be Wed
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• Goth Rednecks
• session id
• ID Parade Blues
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• Kids say the darndest things
• kids and the finger
• The fat kid on the diving board
• Kids of Gays
• Rock and pop songs with kids in the chorus
• The Sundance Kid
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• The 35th Room
• The Slap Kids
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Little Italy
• Little Old Chinese Ladies
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• I wanna be your dog
• crisp little screen
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)
• Little Viennese Waltz
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Little Willie John
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Little Big Adventure
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?

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