Findings:

• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• No place I'd rather be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• i'd rather not
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• When having sex in Poland
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Having sex in Japanese
• Walked in on you having sex
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• rather be in Philadelphia
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• When having sex in Austria
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When having sex in Binary
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Having sex in Drow
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• When having sex in Germany
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Having sex in Finnish
• The time my father caught me having sex
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• When having sex in French
• I'd rather read a book
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Having sex up against a wall
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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