Findings:

• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• just to have some human contact
• I have just been shot
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• But I have seen the sun just once
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• No, but I'll have a beer
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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