Findings:

• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• Shake, Rattle and Roll
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• I'll take care of him, Boss
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• You want that I should rough him up?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I didn't want him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him Who Waits
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• She Misses Him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• My self-image hurts him
• I was Chris to him
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• kill him dead; don't call me
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• His Infernal Majesty
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• Lui: A View of Him
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I know him cince I k (user)
• At night, she still believes in him
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• better off with him than here with me
• I hadn't told him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• o come let us adore him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• hims (user)
• With him it was always like
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Inspiring Him
• i smile at him
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• i love him (user)
• I never saw him again
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• reader, i married him
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Kissing Him
• Tell him, she told me
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• him will I blot out of my book
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• She could not live with or without him
• Adore Him
• He who has ears, let him hear
• you can't love him anymore.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• We can rebuild him
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• There is none like unto Him
• Better than kicking him into next week
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• the stars were falling just for him
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her

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