Findings:

• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Up Your Ass
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Run and turn into butter
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The smoke turned into rain
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Watermelon hookah
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Turn anything into a sound file
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• How to turn any number into a 9
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• turned up
• Turn up the Ska
• Turn up for the books
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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