Findings:

• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Melinda gets a perm, and hates it
• Is having a job a human right?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Herbs to help you get a job
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• This is as real as magic gets
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Get Real
• Get a real computer!
• I'll get there when I get there
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Lets Get Real
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• How to get a blow job
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I hate my job
• The easiest way to get a job
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• get a clue
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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