Findings:

• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Afraid
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• My cats think I'm a God
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• They think I'm a god
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not what you think
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm not very cool
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• So. Central Rain
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm just a bill
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm tired of calling 911
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm not drinking any more
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm a Pepper
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm scared
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm tired
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not that kinda girl
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Proud of You
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm no Whitman...
• the words I'm after
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm game
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm Going Home
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm sorry
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Im-
• I'm not sure
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Glad
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm Your Fan
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a little ICBM
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I'm bored
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a little tea pot
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm with stupid
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.

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